Arrr, if you e'er wanted t' brin' back the old days o' plunderin',fightin' and sailin' then you must try this pirate game, argh! it a online one so you can play it with mateys!
or your Wenches too, argh! argh, argh!
Hear thar link!
Pirate Game
The legend says:
"Aye, da'y Jones was born in Scotland; nothin' is known about his youth. He fell in lo'e with Calypso, the "heathen god[ess]" o' the sea who ga'e him the charge o' ferryin' souls which died at sea t' the "other side". Calypso ga'e Da'y Jones the Flyin' Dutchman t' accomplish this task. Why Calypso ga'e him this charge is unknown. She swore that after ten years she would meet him and they would spend one day together before he returned t' his duties. He kept t' his charge for ten years, knowin' he would see his lo'e again. Calypso howe'er, after those ten years, failed t' show up because o' her capricious nature (which had drawn Jones t' her in the first place). Enraged and heart-broken, Jones turned the Pirate Brethren against her, sayin' that if she was remo'ed from the world, they would be able t' claim the seas for themsel'es. They assembled in the First Brethren Court and Jones taught them how t' imprison her unt' her human bonds (Tia Dalma); the Court agreed with him t' imprison her fore'er Aye."
So mateis be weary of the dangers of the sea cuz you don't to end in Davy's Jone Locker!
Remember Dead men tells no tails!
Shiver me timbers!
Orlsend
Sorry me lads for not been Here! argh I have been to buzzy over thar in Entrecard! but tomraw will be a new Day lads! Shiver me timbers!
Orlsend
Ahoy, most o' us true pirates like rum along withlanlubbers, gar! this is the true pirate treat, gar! like scobby snack for scobby-doo!
but what is rum?
this is what old wiki says:
"Rum is a distilled beverage made from sugarcane byproducts such as molasses and sugarcane juice by a process of fermentation and distillation. The distillate, a clear liquid, is then usually aged in oak and other barrels. The majority of rum production occurs in and around the Caribbean and along the Demerara River, Guyana in South America, though there are rum producers in places such as Australia, India, Reunion Island, Mauritius, and elsewhere around the world."
We also Love to plunder it form the seas and towns! argh!
Why is the Rum always gone?
Ahoy! Orlsend
Ye know sitehopping?
Aye, sitehoppin' is a new Web 2.5 search engine/bookmarkin' social networkin' "wiki" site that let's you find new intarstin' sites or share them with your friends. (while sa'in' 30 minutes per day typin') Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty!
Argh! that way you can have more Ec!Shiver me timber's!
So what are you waiting for?
Go to Sitehopping.com
Ahoy, snuff is a type o' smokeless tobacco. Thar be se'eral types, used in diffarnt ways, but traditionally it means Dry/european nasal snuff, which is inhaled or "snuffed" through the nose. A pence for an old man o'de sea?
Argh I dislike Snuff!
Orlsend!
Aye, ahoy, argh! today we will talk about thin's us pirates like, argh! like Harsh coffee,Rum and snuff, argh!
Ahoy, so lets begin with Harsh coffee, gar!
This is a 'ery strong coffee plunder from the lands o' Venezuela and costa rica, gar! arhg, gar! then is brewed by us the pirates, gar! t' keep us awake and enable us t' have more lootin' time Argh, gar!
Next time me will talk about Snuff argh!
Ye remember thar no post tomorrow! I goes to Chapel! ahoy!
Orlsend~!
Aye, welcome again this 'ideo is for our Fan lass, argh! but in any way this 'ideo should not stop us from attack the scaly wag ninjas, argh!
Orlsend~!
Shiver me Timbers!
Ahoy, hi Again Readers, argh! you may wonder y yesterday we dint post about pirates, argh! well yesterday was a sad day for us the Pirates, argh! In that day thar no Plunder and no Rum drinkin' only The de'il sweet (Chocolates) and Kisses, argh!
Arrr, hey kids and grown ups, shiver me timbers! Argh, shiver me timbers! I brin' you the all well know Pirtes that dont do anythin', shiver me timbers! Arhg, shiver me timbers! No boos for them me ye does so then you off t' the planks
Argh! Orlsend
Ahoy, i brin' back the sour news o' that Pri'ater that Joined the side With the English Empire, argh! he is not a pirate he is a
Sallywag, argh!
Arrr, this is what wikipedia says o' him
"Sir Francis Drake, Vice Admiral, (c. 1540 – January 27, 1596) was an English privateer, navigator, slave trader, and politician of the Elizabethan era. Drake was knighted in 1581. He was second-in-command of the English fleet against the Spanish Armada in 1588. He died of dysentery after unsuccessfully attacking San Juan, Puerto Rico in 1596.
His exploits were semi-legendary and made him a hero to the English but to the Spaniards he was a simple pirate. He was known as "El Draque" (from the old Spanish meaning "the Dragon" derived from the Latin draco, meaning 'serpent', an obvious play on his family name which in archaic English has the same etymological root) for his actions. King Philip II was claimed to have offered a reward of 20,000 ducats (about $10 million by 2007 standards) for his life."
Arrr, me thank the day he try t' plunder San Juan
Shiver Me Timbers!! ARGH!
Ahoy, welcome again dear friends o' the harty sea, argh! this time i brin' you a 'ery well known 'ideo about Pirates, argh!
Ahoy, har be some famous Sayin' about us the pirates, shiver me timbers!
“Bring me one noggin of rum, now, won’t you, matey.”
“Fifteen men on the dead man’s chest — Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!”
“The sea has never been friendly to man. At most it has been the accomplice of human restlessness.”
“Excuse me, madam, would you please be so kind as to bring me a spot of rum? I would like to have a drink.”
“There is more treasure in books than in all the pirate’s loot on Treasure Island.”
“Merchant and pirate were for a long period one and the same person. Even today mercantile morality is really nothing but a refinement of piratical morality.”
“Where there is a sea there are pirates”
“Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.”
“Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates”
“It is when pirates count their booty that they become mere thieves.”
Argh! Shiver me timbers! Orlsend
Aye, all those that respect piracy please stand up and show respect t' Painty the Great Pirate, argh!
Aye, painty the Pirate is a paintin' o' a pirate head. He sin's the Spongebob Squarepants theme song. He also appears in "Your Shoe's Untied" and "Wet Painters" Aye.
Arrr, hi welcome t' my Pirate blog, gar! in har lots o' intarstin' stuff about pirates will be posted and talked about, gar!
